Only fitting that we celebrate 22 months here. And don’t worry I tell everyone you only humor monthaversaries to keep me happy 😅 (at Meet in Paris)
A year ago today we were celebrating our 10 months in the South of France at what probably is still our favorite restaurant, ever. What I would do for fountain chilled rosé and turquoise beaches…
Let’s get this out of the way upfront: my vagina is beautiful and all sorts of men want to have sex with the vagina and me, as well. “What a beautiful vagina that is not at all absurdly large for your proportions,” these gentlemen callers tell me. “It feels physically pleasurable to me.” Well, enough about my perfect vagina, you guys. Let me pass along some of these tips on how to land the best kind of man for your vagina - a hot young stud.
I always knew my calling in the world was helping people. All kinds of people, including dogs. That’s why my charity Classy Canines is dedicated to ensuring every dog, male or female, is outfitted with high heels like a proper lady. Bitches wear high heels, plain and simple, although we’d prefer if the heels were neither plain nor simple.