Only fitting that we celebrate 22 months here. And don’t worry I tell everyone you only humor monthaversaries to keep me happy πŸ˜… (at Meet in Paris)

Only fitting that we celebrate 22 months here. And don’t worry I tell everyone you only humor monthaversaries to keep me happy πŸ˜… (at Meet in Paris)

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A year ago today we were celebrating our 10 months in the South of France at what probably is still our favorite restaurant, ever. What I would do for fountain chilled rosé and turquoise beaches…

A year ago today we were celebrating our 10 months in the South of France at what probably is still our favorite restaurant, ever. What I would do for fountain chilled rosΓ© and turquoise beaches…

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5 selfies cos Monday.

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How To Land A Hot Young Stud In Your Vagina

hotwivesonhulu:

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by Veronica

Let’s get this out of the way upfront: my vagina is beautiful and all sorts of men want to have sex with the vagina and me, as well. β€œWhat a beautiful vagina that is not at all absurdly large for your proportions,” these gentlemen callers tell me. β€œIt feels physically pleasurable to me.” Well, enough about my perfect vagina, you guys. Let me pass along some of these tips on how to land the best kind of man for your vagina - a hot young stud.

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Please Donate To Classy Canines So Dogs Will Never Have To Go Without High Heels Again

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byΒ Tawny

I always knew my calling in the world was helping people. All kinds of people, including dogs. That’s why my charity Classy Canines is dedicated to ensuring every dog, male or female, is outfitted with high heels like a proper lady. Bitches wear high heels, plain and simple, although we’d prefer if the heels were neither plain nor simple.

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Sup baby!

Sup baby!

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Always a good evening on Santa Monica and Hudson.

Always a good evening on Santa Monica and Hudson.

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πŸ’‘πŸ’πŸ’‘πŸ’ #oh

πŸ’‘πŸ’πŸ’‘πŸ’ #oh

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This is not a laughing matter. πŸŽ‚ #cakecakecake

This is not a laughing matter. πŸŽ‚ #cakecakecake

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πŸ‘­πŸ‘­ @mo_pe @mrs_koval_and_company @whysomepeople

πŸ‘­πŸ‘­ @mo_pe @mrs_koval_and_company @whysomepeople

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First wedding of the summer β˜€οΈπŸ‘«

First wedding of the summer β˜€οΈπŸ‘«

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πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡

πŸŽ†πŸŽ‡

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An LA 4th of July πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ #silverlake

An LA 4th of July πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ #silverlake

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I love having stand-up comedian co-workers.
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1055 they want dancrrrrrrr
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1055 yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
  • 1056 hell yeah
  • 1056 fuck yeah
  • 1056 i got an email from sonya last night too asking me to elaborate on some of the hulu stuff
  • 1056 LETS GET PAID BAE
  • 1056 LETS GET SOOOO PAID BAE BAE BAE BAE
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1056 ALL DAE
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1056 hahaha
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1056 So elaborate means ur coming to the office?
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1057 no
  • 1057 they just wanted me to explain how to do the buzzfeed quiz thing via email
  • 1057 to some new producer guy
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1058 ya i saw new producer guy
  • 1058 "who is grant"
  • 1058 UHHHH
  • 1058 nigga you don't know grant?
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1058 mufucka dont KNO??
  • 1058 sheeeeeeeeeeeeit
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1059 you missed the silliest convo the other day
  • 1059 new producer guy and old men asking how you spell craycray
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1059 hahahaha
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1059 for the quiz
  • 1059 lmao
  • 1059 "ive seen it spelled without the y tho"
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1059 why...
  • 1059 omg..
  • 1059 like
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1059 lolololol
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1059 how do i get to be a producer man
  • 1059 that shit is like
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1059 real talk tho
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1059 like
  • 1059 u & me
  • 1059 and us
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1100 and they playin
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1100 like we were producing
  • 1100 like why we even need these new mofos
  • 1100 we were ALREADY..
  • 1100 EXACTLY
  • 1100 that could be us
  • 1100 but they playin
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1100 jibber jabber and dilly dally
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1100 and THAT
  • 1100 is CRAY CRAY
  • 1100 JIBBER JABBER
  • 1100 DILLY DALLY
  • 1100 CRAY CRAY
  • 1100 aint got no DAE for that CRAY CRAY JIBBER JABBER bae
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1100 david just long stared me
  • 1100 for laughing at my screen
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1100 hahahha
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1101 i threw you under the bus
  • 1101 grant be hilar
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1101 o noooooo
  • 1101 B^)
  • 1101 aight aight, i gotta go do some shit u no, u no,
  • 1101 hopefully they call me in soon
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1101 i feels. and yes, hopefully
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1101 more fireball whiskey and blunts
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1102 PLZ
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1102 hahaha
  • 1102 u craycray
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1102 thats the name of our album
  • 1102 if ever
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1102 so tru tho
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1102 so tru
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1102 #blessed
  • aprilmaegd@gmail.com:
  • 1102 #basedgod
  • Grant Pardee:
  • 1102 #basicbatch
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#hangry (at Lyfe Kitchen)

#hangry (at Lyfe Kitchen)

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